I would like you know

I would like you to know that the other day I got all the way to work before realizing I had split my pants right up the back.  

I was saved by dashing out the door to Old Navy, except I bought jeans that I are so high-waisted I could tuck them into my bra.  Not the best look for anyone who isn't an 80 year old man.  Not that they wear bras, but you know what I mean.

The whole thing reminded me of another super embarrassing thing that happened to me when I got my first job out of college.  I had this really cute skirt that was a *little* short, so I bought a pair of tights to wear with it.  Except I got the wrong size tights.  They were too short.  So I got to work and was talking to my boss and suddenly realized that my tights had shimmied down and the crotch was well below the hem of my skirt.  

It was awesome(ly embarrassing).

Really, I'm not sure if I should be allowed to dress myself.