Oh my gosh, I'm officially a sissy

When did TV shows get too scary for me?  I mean, I used to hiding behind my hands during movies, but I seriously jumped out of my skin watching a commercial for CSI Miami.  Or maybe it was CSI New York.  CSI Duluth?  I can't be sure because I closed my eyes to keep from screaming.  All I know is I think there may have been a deranged clown involved.

I would be the *worst* horror writer ever.  The books would be just long enough for me to get scared, and then I'd write a happy ending involving malted milk ball ice cream and unicorns.